And my resolution is to STOP LURKING ON LJ. The caress of the silent passenger may be tempting indeed(and boy did that ever sound dirty,) but goddamnit the whole point of this is to write down your weirder thoughts so that other people can read them, and then be properly warned! (At least that's what I use it for.{Along with parenthetical ( Read more... )

Yes, yes, I know. Holy crap. Anyhoo, awesome news in my life: NEW GLASSES. As reward for sitting through all those nasty-ass lights in my eyes and shit that they call an eye appointment these days, I get to bring home a pair of SHINY NEW GLASSES.(Why yes, I did just learn to do sparkletext. And yes, I will now abuse the everliving hell out of it. ( Read more... )

So I was looking for something to draw clothing upon, and I came across a notebook from some English class or another in which I was coerced into free-writing and journal entries from several years ago. What follows is a transcript of said journal entries, which I found surprisingly witty given my unrefined state of youth:

( Onward to the bored musings of a youthful mind... )